Free Product Advice- Data Cards

Dear Airtel, Tata Photon, Reliance Netconnect, and Sundry,

Here is how your datacard experience should look like

1. Plugin a data-card. This is a thin (good-looking too?) device. Only as wide as the USB port so that it doesn't block the usage of other ports. Means your customers can do things like use mice, charge their phones etc. in parallel.  
2. (OPTIONAL) First time, prompt and istall any needed device drivers, etc. 
3. Simply start working! Don't open an app that will suck resources, is slow as hell and has one button called connect/disconnect!

I will happily pay the first one of you that makes these changes- 500 bucks premium.

Thanks,
A-frustrated-customer.